That's not blood on my shirt. It's cherries jubilee. Do you know what that idiot said about public healthcare reform? It's not always that way. Just choose your dining companions carefully. We need to know the full extent of the calamari's
A most brilliant bell curve. The kind of thing we all know, but didn't really think about until right this moment. Just FYI, this isn't quite a Normal distribution Good one, but I'm thinking botox should have been included somehow... more l…
Hilarious. I'm always messing up my screen. I have a double-whammy: sweaty palms and high PH (or low PH--I forget): the acid causes pitting in my old aluminum powerbook. People who know me don't want to shake my hands anymore...Not covered
taco bell commercial turned movie career; I won't be seeing it. But, i have to give them their deserved credit, with sobering news every night, the release date couldn't be any more advantageous. And only a specific kind of comedy. This is
You need all those things to keep the bad guys at bay when you go into a convenience store. Or you need them to get some assistance from a clerk. . . I literally laughed aloud. Sometimes things are funny because they're true. Propagating ur…
What does the reference to "biggie" mean? The Biggie Smalls song "Mo Money Mo Problems."Who needs PhD-toting economists when we have posthumous rapper references? "the more possessions, the more worry" - Talmud, Pirke Avot 2:7 Biggie didn't…
Jessica,It seems like there must be some sort of "back-story" that goes along with this one. Have you ever considered adding some of the backstories that led you to some of your pictures?It might take away from the "universality" but I thin…
your title took me about 10 seconds to figure out after reading the chart... then i just about spit up my cereal. good one! sigh... yes, because all pitbulls eat the faces of old ladies... thanks for helping spread the breed bigotry. Of cou…
but unicorns that don't poo candy still exist, right? Brilliant! This one needs to end up on a t-shirt... I've seen a similar unicorn already on a t-shirt. recently discovered your blog. shear genius. an internet gem. as long as they keep m…
this seems to be the opposite effect - unless the indication is that the market tanking means we cant afford to hire geriatrics. As I read this it is, as the Value of the Market goes up the number of older folks in jobs declines. I believe
As a former math teacher, let me be the first to say, "Thank You!" ;-) lol, i am dying to see what was said that had to be removed! alright, this one totally went over my head.... HUH? I'm similarly confused. What do helicopters crashing ha…
The intersection of Freddie and Fannie makes me think of the Queen song "Fat Bottomed Girls" Three companies sponsored George W's plane on his first presidential campaign: Halliburton, Enron and Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae is evil. They destroye…