Me to Milton: Ick! My purse smells like rotten mango! Milton: What? It smells like what? Milton (horrified): Why would it smell like that? Me: Because I put it in there a couple days ago and forgot about it. Milton (face ashen white and loo…
Me to Milton: Ick! My purse smells like rotten mango! Milton: What? It smells like what? Milton (horrified): Why would it smell like that? Me: Because I put it in there a couple days ago and forgot about it. Milton (face ashen white and loo…
So, yesterday was a quiet day at the Asylum. OZ is on vaca which means no Tinman, patients or URGENT ISSUES THAT NEED TO HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF YESTERDAY. Cowardly Lion took a vacation day too so it was just Milton, Glynda, Scarecrow and I…
Yeah, time flies when you're looking for your underpants . . . or so I've been told. I hope your Christmas was as good as mine. I spent an awesome Christmas Eve with my family, even though we missed my nephew, little man Mateo (and his pare…
Yeah, time flies when you're looking for your underpants . . . or so I've been told. I hope your Christmas was as good as mine. I spent an awesome Christmas Eve with my family, even though we missed my nephew, little man Mateo (and his pare…
Yeah, time flies when you're looking for your underpants . . . or so I've been told. I hope your Christmas was as good as mine. I spent an awesome Christmas Eve with my family, even though we missed my nephew, little man Mateo (and his pare…
So, I celebrated another birthday last Thursday. Yeah, I know I totally acted out of character by not having a doomsday countdown this year but it kinda slipped my mind which is either a good thing because I don't feel like birthdays are a
The other day (not sure which because I no longer keep track of weekdays), Milton, Glynda and I were talking about dinner meals we've had. I know! Interesting topics we explore here at Asylumland. I was talking about the Coq Au Vin Andy mad…
So, I went to get a hair cut about a month ago. I usually go to wacked-out-Freddie over in Chi-Town but I was lazy and it was hot and my finger was hurting so I went to the salon that's around the corner from my house instead. I mean, even
So, I went to get a hair cut about a month ago. I usually go to wacked-out-Freddie over in Chi-Town but I was lazy and it was hot and my finger was hurting so I went to the salon that's around the corner from my house instead. I mean, even
In an effort to please all of the people all of the time I included a detailed account of my first S&M encounter as per your request. I also included a link back to your site. Thank you very much for checking out my nonsense. As one of your…
Hey, what's up? How've you been? You know what? Before you answer, let me tell you about last night. Not that I don't care about what you've been up to but this here blog is called "Bee's Musings" not "Everybody tell Bee about their lives b…