Panicky Ka$h Patel Still Has A Job Because He Lacks A Uterus

By now I'm sure you've heard that Ka$h Patel is in a tizzy over the leaks about his bourbon and drunkenness. And because he is in a tizzy and because he is scared shitless he's going to lose his job, he's hammering 2 dozen FBI agents with polygraph tests because apparently there's nothing better...