I should be happy to have a pigeon for a friend. But she wouldn’t be my first choice | Emma Beddington

Truman Capote had a ‘crow bro’; Dickens had a raven. And I get standoffish Susan, who has never brought me a present or perched on my shoulderOne of the greatest failures of my life to date (along with my sons’ shameful inability to eat apples correctly, down to the core) is my inability to attract...